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Jumpiter

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1.
ASBESTOS OF THE GODS Asbestos of the Gods fell from the sky (x2) 'Twas no hope for the living When poison snow fell high and low If nature was forgiving It ended then Never again Asbestos of the Gods fell from the sky (x2) 'Twas so dark underneath it That heavy snow from Gods Below The hot Sun couldn't beat it Heat made it strong The whole day long Asbestos of the Gods (x4) Asbestos of the Gods fell from the sky (x2) 'Twas no hope for survival It blocked the Sun The air was none The Asbestos arrival Poison snowfall It ended all Asbestos of the Gods [words & music by Sean Schuyler]
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Brawny Lad 01:53
BRAWNY LAD A piece of beef and an onion A piece of beef and an onion A piece of beef and an onion A piece of beef and an onion A piece of beef and an onion A piece of beef and an onion A piece of beef and an onion A piece of beef and an onion On a roll On a roll On a roll On a roll I'm ordering a Brawny Lad [words & music by Sean Schuyler]
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PLASTIC MAKES PERFECT (Instrumental) [music by Sean Schuyler]
4.
CENTER OF THE SUN I'm gonna make your bed I'm gonna rape your head And when I'm finished fucking mind I'd like to go away somewhere And leave your head behind My blood is cold And my heart is old So I need a place to stay Somewhere to kept me warm at night When sunlight goes away I'd like to live inside The Center of the Sun 'Cause everyone looks up to it The Sun's the only one Center of the Sun (x2) I'll go to outer space With a happy face 'Cause I think the Sun won't harm It can't bring back to life what's dead inside So buy the farm If it burns me up Raise your toasted cup And pronounce you're glad I'm dead But I think that I'll survive Unless I'm frozen up instead I plan to dig a hole To the core of solar fun I'd like to live my life inside The Center of the Sun Center of the Sun (x4) I'm gonna rape your head I'm gonna make your bed I'm gonna tuck in all the sheets But there won't be an opening To the covers underneath You're gonna hate me more Walking out the door But the Center of the Sun Is calling out to me because The Sun's the only one I plan to dig a hole To the core of solar fun I'd like to live my life inside The Center of the Sun I'd like to leave for good And I'd love to leave today I need to be somewhere Where sunlight never goes away My blood is cold And I need heat to stay alive There is a chance that I'll burn But I think that I'll survive I'd like to live inside The Center of the Sun 'Cause everyone looks up to it The Sun's the only one [words & music by Sean Schuyler]
5.
FROM LEONARD JENSKY I've never seen him but I think he's real I've got a box with his name This address It's tightly sealed Should I open it up and see? The box was here when I first moved in It said: From Leonard Jensky My flesh was crawling skin Was this package meant for me? I'm so afraid to tear The barrier of packing tape There is a possibility My head is being raped again I shut the window and I lock the door I grab the knife from the kitchen drawer I tear the packing tape I keep the knife in hand so tight I flip the lid and I peek inside The box is empty to relieved surprise Except a note is taped so close It's almost out of sight It says he's here right now With me inside Where did he hide? I have the strangest feeling Someone died Where I am standing Why? This note from Leonard Jensky isn't good I'd change it that I found it if I could But I can't pretend I don't know that he's here And I leased it for a year Today is day one-hundred-eighty-three At noon the lease is half over But I have yet to see That famous Leonard Jensky guy I'll always worry 'til the final day And when I'm moving out LJ will hunt me like his prey Until the happy day I die Unless he kills me in the second half Of the one year lease I hope it happens soon So I can finally get some peace in rest [words & music by Sean Schuyler]
6.
Shouting 02:06
SHOUTING The thunder woke me In the middle of the night From a nightmare that I couldn't recall I closed my eyes again And tried to fall asleep But I thought I heard a bell in the hall The room was silent Then the bell began to jingle And the wooden hallway Floor made a sound A single footstep broke the silence I was sweating It was time for me to stand on the ground I jerked myself out Of the warmness of the sheets And I shivered as my feet hit the floor I started shouting Just in case there was a thief On the other side of my bedroom door I said: "You better get out! Before I shoot you! You better get out!" I started to shout: "I've got a shotgun!" I started to shout There was a moment Of extraordinary silence Then a gunshot rang out loud in the hall A speeding bullet Splintered through my bedroom door And exploded in the opposite wall I fell down to my knees And crawled into the corner In the closet was a shotgun and shells I should have loaded it Before I started shouting But I thought I mighta 'magined the bell Instead: "You're going to die!" He started shouting: "You're going to die! Your threat was a lie!" The thief continued: "Your threat was a lie!" My gun was loaded In a fraction of a second And I pointed it at my bedroom door I heard the twisting of the knob I pulled the trigger He was dead before his gun hit the floor I said: "You're going to Hell!" I started shouting: "You're going to Hell! Why you wearing a bell? You motherfucker! Why you wearing a bell?" [words & music by Sean Schuyler]
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Hole To Hell 03:16
HOLE TO HELL I found a Hole in my backyard It's very deep I found it late one night When I was sound asleep I woke from sleepwalking My eyes looked down the Hole One gust of wind would knock me in And steal my soul I stepped away so cautiously That's when I got down on my knees I crawled back over to the Hole And shined a flashlight deep inside it But I didn't see the end The bottom was unseen I found the nerve to try To crawl into the Hole It drops diagonally It's not a straight down fall The Hole too narrow For a slow but steady slide I have to push myself It's free but not a ride I pushed my way past water springs I drank the water and found things to eat I ate some plants and bugs and worms And anything else I could find And I kept crawling down the Hole I had to see the end Continued to descend Saw faint but growing light Felt heat like fire bright I found a Hole to Hell It's very very long I'm much too tired now To make my effort strong To crawl back up to Earthcrust To see the sky again Too weak to make return trip To where I've always been [words & music by Sean Schuyler]
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Bug Spray (free) 04:05
BUG SPRAY There's a bug in the rug And he's burrowing beneath Get the Bug Spray He's the biggest that I've seen In our house, know what I mean? Do I what I say Get the Bug Spray There's a place beneath the sea It's a place that's clean and free And if you find out how to go Please promise me you'll let me know There's a clue in the room Where the Hand of Doom Is holding the Bug Spray There's a message on the wall But the words are all scattered What does it say? Rearrange the scattered words 'Cause the bugs they come herds And they survive atomic blasts And when they fly they're really fast They fly into your faces Turn the house up and down 'Til you figure out the sound That I'm hearing There's a scratching in the walls And the cracks in the halls Are what I'm fearing There's a place beneath the sea It's the place for you and me And when we find out how to go I promise you I'll let you know How happy you have made me There's a house that's not a home Where the gnat begot the gnome But there's a Center of the Sun And there's a world for everyone So why don't you just take it? [words & music by Sean Schuyler]
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SLOW DOWN FOR A MINUTE Slow down for a minute I got to get out [words & music by Sean Schuyler]
10.
Snowcage 02:22
SNOWCAGE Snowcage You're trapping animals beneath Your frozen surface They break through 'Cause they're heavier than you Suffer them Suffocation is the key Breathing is not an option buried deep Animals keep away If you fall you will stay Buried deep in the snow Where you don't wanna go Snowcage You're taller than the tallest man I thought that you would Melt by winter's end It's summertime But you're as high as ever, how? So cold to be around you then and now Everyone keep away Snowcage grows every day Spreading out over land Try to run but you can't Because the Snowcage Isn't slowing its takeover of the planet Don't you think I tried To figure out the answer To the problem set before us But it's hopeless, 'cause the Snowcage has been growing very slow Snowcage You are a continental drift Snowcage The plates are helpless not to shift Snowcage You've left me nowhere else to go Snowcage I'll be your prisoner of snow In the Snowcage Never thought I'd die so lonely In the Snowcage [words & music by Sean Schuyleri
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BERMUDA TUNNEL Jimmy left for school Last summer But they never found the train It disappeared into a mountain It never reached the other side Of the mountain But it reached another side Of our dimension I've seen time slow down and stop I've seen time turn around I've seen time go upside down and out But when Jimmy left for school Last summer He left the world in doubt Kitty crawled into the crawlspace But we never heard her cry out or meow It's like she vanished Last night I dreamed Jimmy and Kitty Were riding on a train in Spain And they were speaking Spanish I don't speak Spanish but my mind It must have picked it up subconsciously And stored it close behind Kitty found a place beyond the crawlspace I fear I'll never find In body or in mind In reason or in rhyme Don't get caught in time In body or in mind In reason or in rhyme Don't get caught in time [words & music by Sean Schuyler]
12.
The Gray Man 04:04
THE GRAY MAN The Gray Man takes the children Sometimes he takes them on the weekend Sometimes he takes them With permission of their parents 'Cause he promises a party There is a cottage in Wisteria A place of death and mass hysteria The feast begins before The parents come to realize Their child is oh so tardy He sticks a pin inside himself When devils haunt his world To satisfy his Bloodlust He must steal your boys and girls He is the King of the Missing His cheek a place of children kissing His mind is festering with evil But he hides it Underneath his sad eye glances He wrote a letter Did you read it? He wrote a list of the ingredients He wrote the afternoon Exactly as it happened Grace never had a chance (no chance) He dances in the moonlight Drenched in blood and bone and gore The Werewolf of Wisteria Was greeted at your door, and You let him him There was an emblem on the envelope To find its origin's our only hope The stationary thief resided In the same room That the Gray Man since had rented He left in two months but he will return Collecting money that his son has earned And when you capture him You'll realize that Albert Fish Is far beyond demented He's Deranged Beyond a shadow of a doubt He changed the world The Werewolf of Wisteria He ate your little girl He stole dozens of children 'Cause he looked so soft and kind But look inside his head, you'll see The Gray Man's lost his mind, and Your kids are next -based on the book DERANGED by Harold Schechter [words & music by Sean Schuyler]
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Newspaper 04:55
NEWSPAPER 43 years ago today I put your picture In the Newspaper 'Cause you were missing Last time that I thought about you The Newspaper printed An article on missing children (printed this morning) Where did you go to? Did someone take you? If you were free Would you come back to me? When you were leaving on the last train I packed your lunch inside a bag With your name printed on it (on it on it on it on it) The train arrived at destination The lunch bag contents were uneaten And you weren't there with it (with it with it with it with it) What happened to you? Did something scare you? Just make me happy And come back to me Would you come back to me? (x3) Thought I saw your picture In the Newspaper I called Detective King But it was not your picture Guess I'll never give up looking Until I find the answer To the question Are you living? Where did you go to? Did someone kill you? If you were free (x3) Would you come back to me? [words & music by Sean Schuyler]
14.
Jonathan 01:33
JONATHAN "Johnathan Thimpsen was 7, and enrolled in a day care center that misspelled his name, when he was killed last month." -The New York Times August 24, 1995 [music by Sean Schuyler]

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released November 13, 2012

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